sometimes you get the bacon... ...sometimes the bacon gets you.
Year 1962: Bacon price per pound: $0.79
Year 2011: Bacon price per pound: $4.77
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
The boys don't care about the stripper you hired unless she's wrapped in bacon
These boots are made for bacon
oh hai. Turkee kaonz is beddah foh u! Pass it on, kai?