Year 1962: Bacon price per pound: $0.79
Year 2011: Bacon price per pound: $4.77
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
sometimes you get the bacon... ...sometimes the bacon gets you.
These boots are made for bacon
SHUT UP THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE
The boys don't care about the stripper you hired unless she's wrapped in bacon
YOU KNOW, TURKEY BACON IS REALLY DELICIOUS WE HEAR