Congratulations to robawesome for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, robawesome!!!
And from then on Whiskers decided to give precisely two less f--ks per day
LET'S JUST SAY I STUCK MY CARROT IN HER LETTUCE PATCH!
Move man, this my b**ch. DAMN HE'S COOL
YOUR PHONE HAS MORE COMPUTING POWER THAN APOLLO 11? IT MUST MAKE YOUR TRIPS TO THE MOON MUCH EASIER
i saw what you did there
Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! You're greatly missed!