When you wish upon a star, you're a few million lightyears late. That star is dead. JUST LIKE YOUR DREAMS.
you just write a caption and it changes the whole picture!
B*tch I'm Flawless
I ate a guy in a PETA shirt yesterday. Nearly choked on the irony.
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS
and THAT'S how you recycle