Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky -- Jimmy Hendrix
I PAMPER MY WOMEN B**CHES LOVE PAMPERS
turn my swag on
Now, I'm gonna draw A princess And it's gonna be prettiful
SMELLS LIKE I SHOULD CHANGE THE HUMAN BOX BUT SHE IS PURRING AND I WOULD HAVE TO GET UP.
and THAT'S how you recycle
Feels good man
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