YOUR PHONE HAS MORE COMPUTING POWER THAN APOLLO 11? IT MUST MAKE YOUR TRIPS TO THE MOON MUCH EASIER
B*tch I'm Flawless
Your mother wuz a hamster... ...and your father smelt of elderberries.
forest fire lol ~~txt it~~ ew i look soo fat in this pic omg delete plz
NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
i haz one quesion? i is not cat! y i have caption?