i saw what you did there
Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! You're greatly missed!
NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
OH LOOK! IT'S A FINISHED PAINTING OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DATE YOU!
you just write a caption and it changes the whole picture!
YOUR PHONE HAS MORE COMPUTING POWER THAN APOLLO 11? IT MUST MAKE YOUR TRIPS TO THE MOON MUCH EASIER
I ate a guy in a PETA shirt yesterday. Nearly choked on the irony.