If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
So that's how you get Assbabies.
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"