If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Do you see the difference now?
One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
Ya? Well ass a silly kweschun
git a silly ansr.
So that's how you get Assbabies.