Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...
Hey kid, get off your ass
Or take it over to So Much Pun.
You starin' at my ass?