You starin' at my ass?
If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
TASTES LIKE ASS
Sorry I was kind of an ass. Can we talk?
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
Fill it with champagne and fetch me my silk asswhipes
Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass