I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
Fred and Marcus have their differences.
One's a stubborn hardass that kicks and screams all day...
and the other's a mule.
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
Sorry I was kind of an ass. Can we talk?
ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED