The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
You starin' at my ass?
As.i.nine. Adj: Extremely foolish or stupid
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