Rod has to be fitted through them.
Such a sexy sport!
You starin' at my ass?
If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"