"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
Rod has to be fitted through them.
Such a sexy sport!
Hey kid, get off your ass
Or take it over to So Much Pun.
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!