Sorry I was kind of an ass. Can we talk?
STOCK UP AND SAVE!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass
R U checkin' out my ass?
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"