Do you see the difference now?
One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!