Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass
Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!
General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.
MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?