I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?
General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!