people think im mad but I think i'm prepared
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.
Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!