The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!
Big Medal i earnz it!
Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!
Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE