General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.

people think im mad but I think i'm prepared

Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass

MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

OVER THERE, We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?