Big Medal i earnz it!
Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!
We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!
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