I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?
General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.
MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!