I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
Big Medal i earnz it!
Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!