Big Medal i earnz it!
Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!
I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!
We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!
I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!