"A three-legged goat? That's nuthin. Mine's got four legs and two arms!"
"Go ahead, make my hay."
Yeah. Quick question about this second amendment...
These "bear arms." Where are they coming from.
1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.
Firefox is now in sleep mode.
DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
Please don't mind Bert, He's 'armless.
EMO KID,DONT CUT YOURSELF
Get the cat to do it instead
Can anything dry those mascara tears?
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