I'm 18, dad i can have an earring if i want.
Nooo! Yew aposed tu hyde! Iz mai tern tu bee da crow-chin tygrr an' yew gotz tu be da hiddin draggin diss tym!
HOW U LOOK WEN U TRY TO MAKE A POINT!!
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
You think I look like a hand puppet?!?!?!