Sit down, son

Don't You Wish... Your Girlfriend was Hot Like me?

WHERE THE FU*K AM I?
NEVERMIND IT'S AWESOME
*le swim

WATCH OUT! THERE'S A MOUSE UNDER THIS VAN!

If goggie on diet, hooman on diet too!

I think yu pluged yur pug intu teh wrong chargur

Whatever, whatever I do what I want.