Come On Ladies, We Don't Need This Tomfoolery!
Stupid is too small a word For what you have just said
Hmpf. My novel's characters have gone waaayy off track.
Looks like you've had a pretty good crop this year. Not doin' bad yourself, I see.
Can I help?
There must be a way to add this to your resume.
I'm a taco Eat me