Wus it left at da stump and right at da tree or right at da stump and left at da tree?
Nope. What you're doing still looks stupid from this angle too.
No, no. That camera angle is all wrong.
TOURIST vs ART SCHOOL GRADUATE
And the angel said unto him "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." But, lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands.