I'm auditioning for a part in the remake of "Farscape"

He auditioned for E.T., but ended up in the finals for Alien.

I must leave this place My sheep'll need me

i was sure i tied those down

AIR GUITAR? CHICKS NO DIG!

Congratulations to Mike H. for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, Mike H.!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

Congratulations to Falloonacy for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Falloonacy!!!