THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, HEROIN AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.
YEAH HE'S IN REHAB
TOO MUCH QUACK
I'm not addicted. I can stop anytime I want.
Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.
I can't find a coke machine anywhere!
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