WOOKIE GOLDBERG

(Whoopi Goldberg)

We shaped the cone to match your boobs

did I leave the oven on ?

(Scarlett Johansson)

Horseshoes!

(Sarah Jessica Parker)

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN TEXT IS INCORRECTLY PLACED?

(Anne Hathaway)

Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.

(Angelina Jolie)