Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
did I leave the oven on ?
I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"
Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?
We shaped the cone to match your boobs
Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.