I'M A METH ACTOR.
They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...
ME MYSELF & IRENE
(Jim Carrey, Hurricane Irene)
Testing for moobs.
(Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart)
Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?
LOL I dunno who dressed me today
I don't always fall out of the ugly tree But, when I do, I hit every branch on the way down