"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!"
"Maybe we should demand our $20 back!"
One day soon, teh summer warms will maek mai hoomin open teh windo an den yur dayz wil be ober.
Maxine's birthday dinner is about to go terribly awry.
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