"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!"
"Maybe we should demand our $20 back!"
One day soon, teh summer warms will maek mai hoomin open teh windo an den yur dayz wil be ober.
Yoga Pants Pissing People Off?
This Facebook Brag Cost a Family $80,000
Bro, Do You Even Pre-Nup?
Xbox Live Demands
This Girl Nails What Languages Sound Like to Non-Native Speakers
David Cameron Called President Obama Earlier Today, And According ...
There's Nothing Better Than Shopping With Your Girlfriend
The Perfect Way to Start a Speech
Alfred Pennyworth's Greatest Dream
Bros Look After Bros
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more