I throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing "Hiiiii-Hooooo It's off to work we go."
(The Seven Dwarfs)
I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?
(Sir Ian McKellen)
I traversed the arid waste on an anonymous steed. The lack of precipitation was refreshing.
I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur.
The Least Interesting Man in the World
I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!
HIPSTER TREE GROWING UPWARDS IS TOO MAINSTREAM