I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur.
The Least Interesting Man in the World
I don't always fall out of the ugly tree But, when I do, I hit every branch on the way down
I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.
I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!
6.28318 IS TWO DAMN PI
evuurday I'm nibbilin' NIBBILIN' NIBBILIN'
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SHARK
GET IN THE BOAT
Inb4 - "You suck at Photoshop." DON'T YOU THINK I ALREADY KNOW THAT?