I don't always hump strangers. But when I do, I make sure it's your boss' wife.
I like turtles
("The Neverending Story")
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER
Me gusta Me Gusta.
Finally an internet meme
He'll have so many friends to play with.