So I sez to him, I sez, "Frank. We're lizards. There is no possible way you are EVER gonna get a career in advertising! Especially not in a competitive market like car insurance!"
Right? I mean, that Flo, she is really something.
Would you buy car insurance from this lizard?
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.
I JUST SAVED 15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE
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