Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard.
Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.
Life is like a flower with a frog inside.
You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"
I up heer caws ob flood! SEND HELICOPTOR!
Desperate times call for desperate measures.