Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?

(Alan Rickman)

This here, has been my best friend for nearly 60 years.

(Alan Rickman)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

BUT I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH ANGELINA JOLIE

On an unrelated note, Dear Captioners, we have decided not to go forward with this week's caption contest due to complaints about the nature of the photo. Sorry about that. We'll have a new contest starting Friday!

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him

(David Bowie)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)