I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool

Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.

(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)

OWN ALL THE MEDIA!

(Oprah Winfrey)

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

LET'S PLAY A GAME It's called, "Guess Who Doesn't Fit in Their Uniform Any More"

(William Shatner, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart)

Skittley Doo!

(Bette Midler)