DAMN ALIENS!, THEY NEVER PUT YOU BACK IN THE SAME SPOT...... WHERE THEY FOUND YOU.
Have huge balls
I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going
The moon is made of cheese.
That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.
Who made this picture? Obviously, it was Aliens
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
OH NOES THE INTERNET IS ATTACKING