Don't question it. Just aliens.
Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.
(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)
The moon is made of cheese.
That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.
I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going
One intergalactic ringy-dingy...TWO intergalactic ringy-dingys...
we come in peace