Conspiracy Cows

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The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.

Do Something, Man!

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You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?

Cattle Mutilations Explained

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-That was one tasty heifer... --Sure was. ---Think they'll blame this one on aliens, too?