The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.

So long, and thanks for all the hay!

DAMN ALIENS!, THEY NEVER PUT YOU BACK IN THE SAME SPOT...... WHERE THEY FOUND YOU.

You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?

i was sure i tied those down

-That was one tasty heifer... --Sure was. ---Think they'll blame this one on aliens, too?