Your attempts to simulate rain leave much to be desired.
It may look like I'm lying here doing nothing
But I'm actively waiting for my problem to go away.
I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.
Dis cheezburger seams a bit vindiktive.
I freaking love watermelon!!!
Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.
So do this thing at here at midnight... VIVA THE REVOLUTION!
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