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You can't stay there forever; I'll soon ferret you out.
U haz my undivided attenshuns.
I nevr cud do long divishun.
I can't believe she Pinned that!
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Louie knew it was his turn to "Go Fish"
I am not a Groundhog!
I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
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Everybody likes parfait... Parfaits are delicious!
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