WHALE FINE THEN
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
COME IN THE WATERS FINE.
I'm pretty sure that seals are dog mermaids.
Think about it.
If your FEET touch the GROUND...
you need a BIGGER ass
Now as soon as this human is done taking this adorable little wildlife photo, I am going to let you go. You are going to run away as fast and far as you can. Because as soon as I'm done mauling him, you're next.
My tree... NNOOOOOOOOO!
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