"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
Mrs T's owner's glued wheels from model aircraft onto her shell after rat chews off two front legs while she was hibernating in Pembroke, West Wales.
Mary's in LOVE again!
Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.
And she wonders again, as she often does, "Why is Organic Chemistry a required course?"