MY MUTANT POWER IS EATING NACHOS
sometimes you get the bacon... ...sometimes the bacon gets you.
Can you believe what she's wearing?
I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
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