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"The squirrel and the pussycat"
The owl went to the land where the Bong-tree grows!
OW! Dis dang ting bites! I'm goin back to tormenting goggie!
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! Now young Treewalker... you will die...
I iz fwyin' mom!
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