Did someone say apples?

Being endangered is great! I can moon you all day and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Elmo found his new bodyguard was easily intimidated.

"Thumper?" "WTH?"

I would like to point out that I couldn't care LESS about your car insurance.

I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK!

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.