Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!
This Is An Outrage!
Congratulations to WilliamKeckler for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, WilliamKeckler!
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Um... Ya think for owr neks innervyoo we cud ditch teh fownten pen... and mebbe splerge on a ballpoynt?