oh how i love to smell martinis n da mornin
itz alwayz da rite tiem 4 martinis!
Excuz me sir, put dis in bowl plz?
an fetch meh a cheezburger, 2!
Hey! I can helpz you wif dat cake!
it wuz missin' da spesshul ingredient!!
I know u have yummy treat mmm... i smell bacon!
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