dis iz ugly I forbidz u 2 wear it.

sum goggiez r rly snobz bout fashion.

I saids no shoes in da house!

sumtimez hoominz need help wif der shuuz.

Yes, steak, please. Rare. Very rare. Exceptionally rare. In fact, just walk the cow past the stove and bring it to the table.

u kan gets all teh steaks u want if u werk at teh restrant!

bless you!

wer r ur mannerz?

Did you know that Yorkie's long coat needs daily grooming? That's the trick to keeping their fur look shiny and luxurious!

Halp!!! Dez fingz are full ov stickerz!!!

hab u evr tried acupuncture?