Did you know that the English Mastiff is a very old breed? It was depicted in Egyptian monuments as early as 3000 BC.
I shall call him Mini-Me.
der is sumtin wrong wif dis mini-me...
teh grabity is exceptionally strong today.
sumtimz goggies furget about grabity.
I will grow into my wrinkles sumday.
you fogotz to iron meh now i'm ol wrinkled up.
meyb u shud try dis winkle treetment.
Happy Shar Pei week ebbrybody! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!