Mike fills in for the travelling gnome
gotta go 2 wurk, gotta go 2 wurk, gotta go 2 wurk, gotta hab a jobz!
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
ai knows whut u mean!
IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON and you're not getting anymore out of me this week
friday iz mai faborite da yob teh week!
Bringin' home the monnees... Not so eezee akshully!!!
u need a bettur job, aifinkso!
I seez ur qualifcashuns But Iz no impressed by ur resimay
resimay prolly from a cat, anywayz.
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