Iz meh da onee wun hoo memberz wut dis room for?

u shure noe where 2 luk for da gud stuff, aifinkso!

aaah, DIS iz da life! Nao, wherez dat kabana boi wif mai frozen strawberry dakeri?

Why ai always gets picked last?

How long do you think she's gonna make us stay out here? You're the one who butt-scooted on the carpet! All I did was ask politely for a bite of her tuna sammich... ...30 or 40 times...

Jeez....what haz they been putting in his foodz ??